Set the tone for a drama-free day with our bold and cheeky "Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today" Scented Candle. Designed for those who value their peace, this candle is the perfect companion to your self-care routine, helping you unwind with style and a touch of sass.
 
Available Scents:
Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze & Vanilla Bean
 
Product Highlights:
Size & Burn Time: A generous 13.75oz candle measuring 3″ × 5″, offering an impressive burn time of 70–80 hours.
Eco-Friendly Materials: Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn.
Custom Design Appeal: Features a durable adhesive label with the striking and relatable design front and center.
Premium Craftsmanship: Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials for exceptional quality.
 
Care Instructions:
Burn the candle for 3–4 hours at a time for optimal performance.
Keep the wick trimmed to 1/4" for a steady, clean burn.
Discontinue use when 1/2" of wax remains to ensure safety.
 
Why You'll Love It:
This candle is more than a mood—it’s a statement. Whether you’re working, relaxing, or just trying to survive the day, the soothing aroma will help keep chaos at bay. It’s the ultimate gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor with their relaxation.
 
Light this candle, set the vibe, and let the dumbfuckery stay far, far away. 🕯️✨